The articles contained in this section come from internet tabloids. They are all about 300 words long (except for Great Moments in Life, which is longer), and very amusing for theit absurdity. They can be given to students to read, stimulate a discussion, serve as reading comprehension tasks and vocabulary development  exercises. I myself used them in oral Matura examinations in 1999. 

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Bigfoot Robs Bank

What is Bigfoot up to? Presidency?

Girl's Leg Stolen

No respect for anything!

Woman Eaten By Parking Lot

What has this world come to!?

Man Breaks Into A Thousand Pieces

Emotionally fragile ...

Rapedad May Die on TV

Broadcasting an Execution?

Professor astride Student

Teachers aren't role models

Great Moments in Life

Thomas Crapper invents the flush lavatory

Disfunctional Family Eat Together

Family life's not what it used to be...

Deadman Runs for President

...if Clinton did it...

Highway to Heaven Found

Now, not only good girls can go to heaven..

Drunks Play with a Dead Buddy

Grotesque, isn't it?

Answering Machine in Tombstone

interesting idea, isn't it?

Shopping Cart Kills Woman

Watch out when at a supermarket!

Doll Commits Suicide!

Terrible story of a mistreated plastic toy.

Unwanted Child's Day

...and we'll all feel better about ourselves...

Satan Alive and Kicking!

...and living in New Jersey!